Sep 19 2008
Crack Mochas
So Shyam Patel is super human or whatever, but did you know he has a weakness? If you want to see Shyam’s eyes light up, utter the phrase “crack mocha*” and see what happens.
No really, try it.
Done?
Okay, so did he start drooling instantaneously? Also did you note his swift move towards Cafe Strada or the Free Speech Movement Cafe?
Good.
I’m not sure if Shyam coined the term himself, but really the origin is unimportant because I just handed you the key to his caffeine adoring heart.
Say it once more, with feeling, “crack mocha.”
The end.
Other Shyam kryptonite includes: Jill K., chocolate, Cal football, and Obama
*Crack Mocha= luscious, creamy, fatty white chocolate infused hot mocha….mmmmmmmmm