Shyambajuz: Harder, Browner, Faster, Stronger

Shyam Passed out on my car hood.

Cigar Bar

Thumbs Lateral… hey whatever happened to the thumbs lateral

Ahh… if only we had won…

Even Bhangra Kings need to drink water. No cups necessary.

NanoBrew has made beer three times. Each time, we eagerly await Shyam’s arrival. Each time, we are sorely disappointed.

Beer 1: The English BROWN Ale. It was the new awesome. But apparently not brown enough for Shyam.

Beer 2: The Irish Stout. It was STRONGER than the brown. But apparently not strong enough for Shyam.

Beer 3: The Blonde Ale. This brewed FASTER than either the others. But apparently not fast enough for Shyam.

Tell us Shyam, tell us! What is required of us for you to partake of our NanoBrew?? Would you be happy with a HARD apple cider? Would it be hard enough? Or an INDIAN Pale Ale? Or would that be too pale?

Ok so me and Yap are always bitching that Shyam and Jill don’t come and play rock band with us. Well, we’ve remedied this problem now.

Here’s Shyam just doing his thing.

Shyam’s quote.

Shyam rocking it in black and white.

Note: Yap and I debated for a whole 30 seconds before we decided that no, this was indeed funny and not just super creepy.

We all know and love me - Sarah Payne . . . SPayne . . . House of Payne. Let’s count the ways:

I’m awesome

I’m brown

I say inappropriate things

So why don’t you come to my birthday party? You’re welcome.

I remember the first time I went out dancing with Jon and his friends…..I was introduced to the Shyam Shuffle.

Now this is how it goes:

You put your hands behind your back, clasped. you make sweeping, crossing movements with your legs. left right left right or vice versa (see picture below - not accurate representation)

Shyam. For the love god, stop joining those groups on Facebook. Just think of all the work you could be getting done!

We are watching you.

Not really related to Shyam… but he is Indian… so he has to love this

Who wants to see it opening weekend???

Back in 2004, I had a favorite set of webpages that I liked to visit. One of these was the delightfully well designed and always insightfully written Shyambajuz.com. Then one day to my surprise and horror, the page was “Not Found.” I begged for Shyam to reconsider the discontinuation his website. “Please Shyam, Please… What will I do with my free hours at work… work? That’s insane you monster!” I begged and pleaded.

I was very sad when Shyam let the subscription lapse on Shyambajuz.com. I was even sadder when a german company bought Shyambajuz.com and was trying to sell it for $500.

Well I’m glad to tell you the Shyambajuz.com is back in the safe and friendly hands of his friends. Now let’s make him pay for ever letting the subscription lapse.