Shyambajuz: Harder, Browner, Faster, Stronger

Now that Shyam knows about www.shyambajuz.com (not affiliated with Shyam P.), what next?  I ask you, fellow guilty parties, where do we go from here?

Welcome to Shyambajuz 2.0…

Welcome to the future!

or was it the past… I can’t remember… anyways YOU’VE BEEN SHYAMROLLED BABY!!!

So Shyam Patel is super human or whatever, but did you know he has a weakness?  If you want to see Shyam’s eyes light up, utter the phrase “crack mocha*” and see what happens.

No really, try it.

Done?

Okay, so did he start drooling instantaneously?  Also did you note his swift move towards Cafe Strada or the Free Speech Movement Cafe?

Good.

I’m not sure if Shyam coined the term himself, but really the origin is unimportant because I just handed you the key to his caffeine adoring heart.

Say it once more, with feeling, “crack mocha.”

The end.

Other Shyam kryptonite includes: Jill K., chocolate, Cal football, and Obama

*Crack Mocha= luscious, creamy, fatty white chocolate infused hot mocha….mmmmmmmmm

Dear Shyam,

We like it when you come over to play Rock Band. In fact, we feel empty because you never come play the instruments. And maybe you’re not happy with the songs that we had to offer and we’re sorry, but we did the best we could. To make up for this, we created Rock Band 2! We think that you will be quite fond of this most recent offering. Here is a list that you can check out : Rock Band 2 Song List

We miss Shyam! That’s the bottom line.

-Children of Rock Band

So far, freshman WR Shyam Patel has been a game changer at kick return and very effective out of Texas’ 5 WR sets. After 5 games, Patel has 9 returns for 276 yards and 7 receptions for 118 yds. Unfortunately, on the third attempt, Patel had a rough introduction to what NCAA football is all about.

Wisconsin’s kick return team jarred the ball loose resulting in a fumble that was returned for a touchdown.

Some days the you get the badger; other days, the badger gets you. Patel learned this the hard way.

Stay tuned for Patel’s performance during bowl season ….

Shyam Passed out on my car hood.

Cigar Bar

Thumbs Lateral… hey whatever happened to the thumbs lateral

Ahh… if only we had won…

NanoBrew has made beer three times. Each time, we eagerly await Shyam’s arrival. Each time, we are sorely disappointed.

Beer 1: The English BROWN Ale. It was the new awesome. But apparently not brown enough for Shyam.

Beer 2: The Irish Stout. It was STRONGER than the brown. But apparently not strong enough for Shyam.

Beer 3: The Blonde Ale. This brewed FASTER than either the others. But apparently not fast enough for Shyam.

Tell us Shyam, tell us! What is required of us for you to partake of our NanoBrew?? Would you be happy with a HARD apple cider? Would it be hard enough? Or an INDIAN Pale Ale? Or would that be too pale?

Shyam. For the love god, stop joining those groups on Facebook. Just think of all the work you could be getting done!

We are watching you.

Who wants to see it opening weekend???